-usually translated as "staircase wit", the act of thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late to say it. AKA, story of my life
I'm cooler than your mom.
this is how you do it.
last one I swear.
Part of my job is to blow bubbles at children.
A little late but still adorableee
thedarkwalk:vintagerosegarden:raspberrytart:
Don’t forget to send valentines to all your favourite friends!(by Nancy Rose)
Note: I DO NOT like babies. This one has broken through my stony exterior.
(Source: robbyugh)