Story of my life

Story of my life

Screw Research Papers.

Friend: Yo whatup. So here's the deal, tonight the basement is set up totally different, we have crazy new drinking games, and legit new speakers. Its gonna be crazy tonight. Make sure you come out, cuz it's definitely worth it. See ya later...
K-shelt: [Friend's name]... I'm doing homework all night. Way to make me sad.
Friend: Oh and lil wayne will be live, and I heard the dog from air bud is gonna stop by
.....School is getting in the way of parties I need to go to.

At a school dance

sexytofu:

Expectations:

Reality:

This is why I love college. No one cares. 

(Source: mothyorkes)

Or put an egg in their bed.

Or put an egg in their bed.

Me: I want to live with Sheldon.
Roommate: You ARE Sheldon. I’m Leonnard. You’re forever alone.
Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment, thank you.

Me: I want to live with Sheldon.

Roommate: You ARE Sheldon. I’m Leonnard. You’re forever alone.

Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment, thank you.