-usually translated as "staircase wit", the act of thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late to say it. AKA, story of my life
I'm cooler than your mom.
omg omg omg I just had a nerdgasm
I has this
MOTHER MONSTER BARBIE I NEED IT.
PARTY WITH PANDAS
I would be so happy if I got this as change.
NO CAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED