-usually translated as "staircase wit", the act of thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late to say it. AKA, story of my life
I'm cooler than your mom.
I know you don’t feel human emotions, but I’m weirdly attracted to you.
I’ve watched an entire season and a half of Big Bang Theory in the past three days, no big
Me: I want to live with Sheldon.
Roommate: You ARE Sheldon. I’m Leonnard. You’re forever alone.
Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment, thank you.